Raven
Tells A Story!
Beast Boy: You’re the best!
Aqualad: No, you’re the best!
Beast Boy: Yeah, you’re right.
Aqualad: No, you’re the best!
Beast Boy: Yeah, you’re right.
“
| — | Beast Boy |
Beast Boy: Time to do what I do best. Try not to be jealous. [Turns into a whale]
Raven: He just put on 300,000 pounds, [Sarcastically] I am so jealous.
Raven: He just put on 300,000 pounds, [Sarcastically] I am so jealous.
“
| — | Raven |
Starfire: Raven? Please forgive my interruption, but have you seen Robin?
Raven: No.
Starfire: Oh. Perhaps you have seen Cyborg?
Raven: No.
Starfire: Beast Boy-?
Raven: My eyes are closed, Starfire, I haven’t seen anyone.
Raven: No.
Starfire: Oh. Perhaps you have seen Cyborg?
Raven: No.
Starfire: Beast Boy-?
Raven: My eyes are closed, Starfire, I haven’t seen anyone.
“
| — | Raven |
Raven: [Saved by Beast Boy] You… stayed? I thought you didn’t like me.
Beast Boy: Thought you didn’t like me.
Beast Boy: Thought you didn’t like me.
“
| — | BB and Raven |
Beast Boy: Told you we’d win you a prize!
Raven: [Sarcastically] A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world.
Raven: [Sarcastically] A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world.
“
| — | Raven |
Raven: Last year, my friends got me a cake and some balloons.
[Kids listen intently.]
Raven: But I couldn’t enjoy it because my dad Trigon, the scary red demon with horns, took over the world, and there was fire everywhere and then some guy named Slade with a skeleton for a face came after me and …
[Kids whimper in fear.]
Raven: … My friends saved me and we all ate cake. The end.
“
| — | Raven |
